January 2012
132 posts
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
Dude. This is pretty accurate. Well at least for some of the people I know. Including myself.
December 2011
87 posts
Watchariellethegiraffe:
honeybeeparadise:
peteyandtheplanes:
p-robbb:
criminalkuntnmugshots:
Devoted her life to sucking animal dick. This is America, people!
This is your neighbor.
Hilarious.
HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIFE, HIDE YA HUSBAND, HIDE YA DOGS — THEY FUCKIN EVERYBODY AROUND HERE
I will take all the dumbshit black people do (worldstarhiphop) over this crazy white people shit....
Watchrgshepherd:
genalineshepherd:
adrieljose:
kay-uh:
omfg what did I just watch
(via reina)
LOL her face when she saw the camera!
OMG….. EW.
grosssss!!!! not slick at alllll.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
